Cranial Spew...

I've got nuthin'.  No witty stories or videos of Big Dave snoring or photos of dog poop. 

Nope, nuthin'.

So I guess we'll just do some random free thought...

I swam with Sid again today.  My new suit and goggles were perfect!  I finally got to swim freestyle (haven't done it yet b/c I needed the goggles.)  I made it 50 meters... and quite possibly saw the Lord at meter #42.  Okay, so maybe I need to work on that.  We've figured out that we're swimming about 1100 meters, but it's mostly breast and side stroke.  I bet I'll be sore tomorrow!  ;)

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Guess what I'm eating right now...

1.) An orange?

2.) Doritos?

3.) A chunk of cheese?

If you guessed option 3, then YOU WIN!!  I love cheese.  Especially plain ol' sharp cheddar.  I think it's because when I was a wee little kid, my English nanny Elsie used to feed it to me on the rare occasions that I visited her little house.  Cheese and pickles.  And she let me hold her porcelain dolls too.  (Not while holding the cheese and/or the pickles.)  Elsie took such good care of me.

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Last week I painted my front door RED.  It's kind of BAMA crimson, and it sure is purty.  I heard that red doors attract wealth and stuff... sure it's a silly Feng Shui theory, but I'm gonna share some of the tips with you:

Feng shui tips for the path to your front door:

First, make sure the path to your door is clear. Trim or remove any large bushes, trees or creeping plants that block your pathway. Any blockage on your home path can block your flow of money, opportunities and good luck.

Make sure your address is visible and easy to read. If you have #4 in your address, keep it powerless by drawing or painting a red circle around it. Never place numbers of your address going down. Keep all numbers on the same level.

Don't hide your front door, it needs to be easily seen from the street. Install lights, wider walkway, mobiles… to create a path for the chi.

(Eeeeek!!  I have a 4 in my address, AND my numbers are on a diagonal angle! I need to fix this immediately.)

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I need a good book to read.  I've been reading a TOTALLY crappy book for about a month now... seriously, it's taken me this long because it sucks so bad.  Any suggestions?  I've heard Wither is good... anybody know?

Okay... gotta go.  Glee's coming on.

Smooches.