Hey do you remember that post from July where I talked about Big Dave's little problem with highway road rage on our trip to Tennessee? Okay, well imagine the all out psychotic madness that manifests when he turns on the Mario Cart game.
He turns into a screaming, cussing, raging lunatic! Plus some of the things he says are so silly...
Some of my favorite quotes are (yes, I wrote them down)
1.) "&#!$ man, he just threw his turtle at me!"
2.) "Ah, they popped my balloon...why'd they do that?"
3.) "They stealin' all my #*%^ things!"
4.) "I'm a monkey, I like bananas."
5.) "Ooh, I got a pow...pow 'em all! Ohh somebody powwed me back!"
Yes, these came straight from the mouth of my 41 year old husband. sigh.
Now seriously, what's a girl to do?
Guess I'll go hide in my scraproom!
;)
That is toooo funny. You have to scrap that!
Posted by: Joy | January 13, 2009 at 04:12 PM
No girl!! You get in there and race him!! BEAT HIS BUTT!!!!
I am a soooo much better WII Mario Kart Driver than my hubby... (Don't let him read this - ok!!!)
Bahahaha...
Lori
Posted by: Lori McDonald | January 13, 2009 at 07:31 PM
The photos are HILARIOUS with the tiny little baby steering wheel in his big meaty hands (and imagining him saying those things!). PS does he ever read this?
Posted by: Sid | January 13, 2009 at 07:44 PM
That is too stinking funny! I have never thought about writing down what my husband (and kids) say while they are playing video games. I wonder what X-rated sayings I would get when they watch TN play ball?
Posted by: Patti | January 13, 2009 at 11:05 PM
that's the exact same thing in our house..except it comes from my 5 year old also..minus the beeps! but she is the funniest thing when she is playing..ry and i are not letting her drive!
xoxo
ronee
Posted by: ronee | January 14, 2009 at 08:11 AM
Looks like Big Dave and my 10yo son have lots in common. I had to laugh out loud reading this!
Posted by: Diane Knott | January 14, 2009 at 12:05 PM
I live all the way in Illinois but come to your blog just to get my dose of laughter! You are one hilarious, stomach aching funny scrapbooker. I square, you should really consider stand up comedy or writing.
Love Ya!
;) Cheryl
Posted by: Cheryl | January 21, 2009 at 02:46 AM
I live all the way in Illinois but come to your blog just to get my dose of laughter! You are one hilarious, stomach aching funny scrapbooker. I square, you should really consider stand up comedy or writing.
Love Ya!
;) Cheryl
Posted by: Cheryl | January 21, 2009 at 02:47 AM